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ORIGINAL FICTION: "Star Sheep Enterprise (Conclusion)" by Kathryn Garrison Kellogg

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PLEASE NOTE: This is part 2 of the story. Part 1 is online here: http://republibot2.nfshost.com/content/original-fiction-star-sheep-enterprise-part-1-kathryn-garrison-kellogg 

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I brooded. I tried not to think about Hope. She was one of my special pets. All the sheep had been genetically selected to produce twins, but Hope had had two sisters, Faith and Charity. Their mother had been able to rear twins, but the third one needed to be raised on a bottle, and so I picked the smallest of the triplets and reared her myself. Hope wasn’t the only "bottle baby" I’d had in Scotland, but she was the only one who had made the cut to come with me to Thera; the excuse I’d given was that, as a triplet, she was more likely to produce triplets herself (and thus be of greater value) but the real reason was that I’d gotten attached to her. I was just glad that the consortium funding the colony had accepted my excuse. Faith and Charity came, too. It may have messed with the "genetic diversity" of the flock, but three sisters out of a thousand sheep couldn’t be too much of a problem, especially when the other two got assigned to different bands. Their computerized ear tags would make sure they and their progeny would be kept separated by at least three orders of generation. That is, if they were permitted to live…

Section Twelve lay on the other side of a spur from one of the dormant volcanoes, and as I found a nice level path to chug over, I expected to see six hundred and forty acres of virgin grass liberally speckled with my sheep, all happily munching. What I actually saw when I crested the ridge was completely baffling:

The sheep were gathered in a bunch at the bottom of the slope, looking exactly as though kept in bounds by a fence, only there wasn’t any fence. Captain was standing there looking frustrated and exhausted, and when he heard the hum of the tractor engine, he turned and gave a grateful bark. 'bout time! I heard, very faintly, since I was almost out of transmitter range. 

I decided it best to just park the rig and go find out what the trouble was. Captain came loping up to meet me, his tongue lolling twice its normal length. I dropped to a knee and ruffled his head as he collapsed in front of me, panting hard.

"What’s the matter?" I asked, and his response sounded weary, but from disgust, since the words had nothing to do with his breathing.

sheep no go in field he stated.

I looked over his head at the flock. They were all looking back at me. A few of them vocalized, but for the most part, they were eerily silent. I started to get a bad feeling that ran from between my shoulders to my guts. This wasn’t normal, by any stretch of the term. They should have poured into that valley like grain through a chute.

"Well, make them go into the field!" I said to Captain, who just looked at me like I was an idiot making a bad joke. If he’d had arms, he would have gestured in frustration.

Cap try. sheep no go in field. say smell bad. he told me, getting to his feet and barking.

And the sheep, responding to his bark, all began to bleat as one. It sounded like a very large, badly tuned pipe organ.

When they quieted down enough for me to speak, I asked Captain, "They say it ‘smells bad?’ What do you mean, ‘smells bad?’"

Captain almost rolled his eyes. dirt smell bad! he replied. come! you smell!

I followed my dog down into the field, and he briefly touched his nose to the grass, then looked imploringly up at me. dirt smell bad! he insisted. you smell too!

Now, when a dog tells you to smell something that it thinks smells bad, you proceed with caution. I got down on my hands and knees, put my face close to the grass, and gave it a hesitant sniff. At first, I only smelled grass, but then I noticed another smell, a…a bad smell…like chemicals….

I sat up, took a breath of the higher air to reset my palate, then bent over and took a longer, more intense sniff. The sheep were right. There was an awful odor down there, just a few inches off the ground—

I stood. Couldn’t smell it up there, nor at waist height or even knee height. It was only down close to the ground, where a sheep’s nose would be, that I could smell

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Amusing idea, though

...putting a story about terraforming with sheep onto a planet named "Ares."

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Ah. Yes.

I'm sorry, I was just looking for the Mars sized moon and high volcanic activity. I completely forgot about the jungles.

And the fact that culturally, MF's story doesn't really fit with what we know of the Areans either.

Eh. Bad idea to try and shoehorn Mama's story into our universe anyway. Apologies to all.

My only defense would be that I was waxing reminiscent of the Wild Wild West+Brisco County "game", and am wedging all sorts of things together that shouldn't be...

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Thanks!

I'm pleased you guys enjoyed the story. I confess that I had to go do a good bit of research (ugh!) to try to turn a fantasy story concept into one with a bit more "hard science" to it, so there's bound to be some missed opportunities in it.

I haven't read much science fiction, so any similarities to other stories is purely coincidental. I'd be more worried that it looks like I did "Babe In Space" without the cute piglet.

Hope and her sisters, Faith and Charity, are actual names of a set of triplets in my flock; in RL Hope has been a bit of a dud, having lost both her two pregnancies and now probably being sterile after an emergency C-section last year. But the name was too useful for the story.

Captain was based on an amalgamation of my Border Collies. Andromeda is based on my Border Collie Prynne.

It has been my experience that the sheep do seem capable of some sort of telepathy. If you feed one sheep out of sight and hearing of the flock, within a matter of seconds the whole herd will be milling around begging for a share of the food. I haven't actually conducted scientific tests to rule out that they may have heard me click the gate or something, but it sure seems uncanny.

I also have been able to speak to them in conversational English and get them to do what I ask. Not all the time, but often enough for it to be, again, uncanny.

So it's not difficult for me to make the assumption that sheep have a higher form of intelligence than most people ascribe to them.

I may fiddle around a bit more with this story. The ending is abbreviated because I was running out of space (I had to bring it in under 10,000 words) so I apologize if it feels a bit cut off at the end--it was.

I also need to go find synonyms for the word "sheep..."

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Ares/Gagarin/Tau Ceti

>>It does sort of work w/ Ares if you squint, tilt your head sideways and bite your tongue a bit<<

Nah, Ares is a lush nightmare of a world, gobbed over with life and oceans and whatnot. But, yeah, it's a Mars-sized moon orbiting a bigger planet (Not Jovian, though). No sapients in the RU, either. But, yeah, if you squint you could do it, I guess.

No, this is a great story I never would have thought of in a kerjillion years. I'm really glad MF let us run it.

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Sheep and moons

This was an unusual story that I would not have thought of in a million years. It was quite a good read too.

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@ R3... Ares?

Hey R3...
The setting here actually reminds me of Ares (RU) a bit. There are some issues, though. I looked at the catalog for giggles to see if there was a RU moon that fit Mama Fisi's specs here, but couldn't find one off the top of my head.

It does sort of work w/ Ares if you squint, tilt your head sideways and bite your tongue a bit.

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Fixed

The missing dialog was in HTML brackets. Sorry 'bout that...

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odd cuts

Only looked at the first page so far, but there seems to be dialogue missing?

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